Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

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im normal

some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo

the best part of this is when you ask "who wants to do a shower pact" and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying "the pact is sealed". faustian behavior

north people are so funny bc they'll see you talk about techniques to get rid of mosquitoes and go "why would you do this 🥺 mosquitoes are trying to survive 😔 you're destroying the ecosystem" like they're completely unaware of epidemics such as dengue that the southern hemisphere has been trying to fight against since fucking world war two

"surely mosquitos have something to offer 🥺😭" yeah bitch it's called leishmaniasis

Every time I see Qinghua in blue robes I just go “oh yeah, cuz he’s Mobei wants him in his colours” because I know a yellow character when I see one, trust me he’s orange and yellow

My boss: all I had to do was a simple Google search to find much better templates than you've made.

Me: you asked me to make you an excel sheet.

My boss: so?

Me: you've shown me nothing but PowerPoints.

I've said this before but Why do people position "themes and analysis" and "shipping" as mutually exclusive opposites. maybe I find two characters thematically interesting and want them to analytically fuck about it.


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Anonymous asked:

Thoughts on NPC streams

nendocris:

nendocris:

idk what that is

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